12-29-2007 18:10
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Species of evangelists
In anul care a trecut, am avut poza si textul de mai jos pe usa departamentului. Trupa faina! De la stanga la dreapta: Bogdan (Lead), Todi (ADE si PM), Zoli (ISV DE), Sebi (ITE) si in fata Petru (DE).
Evangelist
Pronunciation: i-'van-j&-list
Function: noun
1 often capitalized : a writer of any of the four Gospels
2 : a person who evangelizes; specifically: a Protestant minister or layman who preaches at special services
3 : an enthusiastic advocate, such as a technology evangelist.
The technology evangelists are from the family of hominidae and are found around gatherings of hominidae that talk about their usage of technology.
They are passionate about these technologies and are committed to listen to and help the family of hominidae especially the species of homo sapiens.
They are usually great advocates of the technologies they preach and can be found also around homo sapiens that are against these technologies or around those homo sapiens that suffered mutations to the evangelists species and are preaching other technologies.
Species of evangelists are made of numerous subspecies, like:
- DE - developer evangelists, usually to be found around large communities of homo sapiens that produce “more or less useful stuff around the technology”
- ISV DE - ISV evangelists, usually talking to homo sapiens organized in highly lucrative hordes (ISV) that use the technology in efficient ways in other homo sapiens caves
- ADE - academic developer evangelists, usually to be found around wannabe homo sapiens that tend to become members of lucrative hordes
- ITE - ITPro evangelists, usually talking to a special homo sapiens subspecies (ITPro) that are making the “more or less useful stuff around technology” to work seamlessly in the caves
- PM - product managers are not really evangelists but they sell tools for those homo sapiens that produce the “more or less useful stuff around technology”
- AE - architect evangelists are hard to find... BTW, where is he/she?
- Lead - they are recognised as leaders of this species and nobody knows what they really do.
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